On September 29th, 2012, I’m going to run the Twilight Zone Tower Of Terror 10-Miler road race in Disney World. I’ve decided that I may not run fast enough and that I'd like to make a large donation to charity in my sister's name, so the deal is this:
You will pledge an amount of your choosing. If I finish the race in less than 1:30:00, that cash will be donated to the Make-A-Wish foundation in the name of Katie Fisher, history's best little sister and scourge of insurance wheedlers everywhere.
If I can't make that time, then you pay nothing and I will cover everyone's pledges out of my own goddamn pocket.
RAISE THE STAKES! Make your pledge at my FundRazr page.